{"id":85,"date":"2008-03-31T12:49:28","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T01:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/?p=85"},"modified":"2008-03-31T12:49:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T01:49:28","slug":"community-service-for-wombat-rape-claim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/2008\/03\/31\/community-service-for-wombat-rape-claim\/","title":{"rendered":"Community service for wombat rape claim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he&#8217;s pulled out, [&#8230;]\u00a0Apart from speaking Australian now, I&#8217;m pretty all right you know, I didn&#8217;t hurt my bum at all,&#8221; Cradock then told the operator.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/4453980a10.html\">Please, to stop the laughing<\/a>. \u00a0It hurts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he&#8217;s pulled out, [&#8230;]\u00a0Apart from speaking Australian now, I&#8217;m pretty all right you know, I didn&#8217;t hurt my bum at all,&#8221; Cradock then told the operator. Please, to stop the laughing. \u00a0It hurts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-nu-zillund"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rg-d.com\/BioLOG\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}