Funny, there’s been buggerall news about the rowing and cycling down here.

Yay team!

My heart bleeds. Perhaps someone should help these poor people.

My name is Richard Bromley, I have been diagnosed with a 
deadly ailment that was discovered very late. It has defied 
all form of medicine. I have only about a few months to live 
according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my 
life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself 
but my business. I want you to assist me in disbursing funds 
to charity organizations. Please reply me through my private 
email immediately so i can explain further. 
Email: richardbromleyeq101@hotmail.com

And this sounds like a nice lady:

Hello my dear,

Greetings and Nice to meet you, how is everything,hope all is well with you and your family. My name is Michelle Kouassi, I found your contact during my research in Internet and after going through your profile I picked interest to contact you.

I’ve something very important and profitable which I would love to share with you, but not in a public site like this,therefore,would advise you to kindly write me back on:mickouassi02@yahoo.com,so that I’ll give you details.

Waiting anxiously for your anticipated corporation,

Yours Sinclerely,

Miss Michelle Kouassi

If anyone were to sign these people up to unwholesome mailing lists, I couldn’t possibly condone that course of action.

It is with great sadness that the Ministry of Defence must confirm the death of Signaller Wayne Bland from 16 Signal Regiment in Kabul, Afghanistan on Monday 11 August 2008.

I’ve just had a short SF-style piece published in Nature. Let me know if you’d like a copy.

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This is the Telstra we’ve … just given the heave-ho and finger to, right?

Riiight.

The one on the left is the slightly newer model, but an automatic. We hope his owner appreciated the joke as much as we did (it was gone when we got back).

I — like I suspect just about every civilized person on the planet — have a thing about old maps and books. So I like to keep tabs on BibliOdyssey.

I sent the link to CK, giggling at the phrase

Holland is impolitely interrupted during breakfast as a stray bomb lands in his cup of cocoa.

CK writes back that his

great uncle was one of four Dutch soldiers to be injured during WWI. He was in an observation post when the Germans ‘accidentally’ lobbed in some a small shell. The explosion set fire to their store of cooking oil and he was a bit burned trying to fight the fire.

Good enough for him to claim a war pension for the rest of his life.

As far as I can tell, just about every male member of CK’s extended family did something in one of the two major unpleasantnesses in Europe last century, from sinking U-Boats single-handedly to rescuing 45,000 Polish refugees using only a rubber dinghy and a bag of flour.

Amazing.

It is with deep regret that the Ministry of Defence must confirm the death of Sergeant Jonathan Mathews and Private Peter Joe Cowton in Afghanistan.

It is with deep regret that the Ministry of Defence must confirm the death ofLance Corporal Kenneth Michael Rowe of the Royal Army Veterinary Corps, attached to 2 PARA, on 24 July 2008.

I’ve been posting in memoriam for our Forces in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Here’s another timely reminder that these are real people.