I saw this when in NZ back in January, and it still cracks me up:

 Google for “hullo chaps” and you find that really, some people would whinge if their arses were on fire. 

But only if you’re standing up?

Very annoying, but beautifully simple once you get it.

Forgot my Flickr password. Could not remember the password to the yahoo! account created specifically for it. Argh. Twenty-four hours later I finally remember which postcode I entered so that it could be reset.

Lucky really, because I’d just uploaded nearly a hundred photos of New Zealand (most are private, because I hadn’t been able to log in to change it; but I’ll give you access if you ask)

Cliff!

I am planning a little stunt for Rachel and Sophie.  So I need to link to a treasure map.